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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Letter

You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit has now hit the internet. Today's topic brought to you from Las Vegas, NV is the "Top 10 craziest things the Lippmann family has done in 2008".
    10. As the newly anointed Young Men's President, Rick is teaching his scouts that in order to become an Eagle Scout, you have to catch and eat a Bald Eagle.

    9. Meagan, as the sole front desk trainer at the MGM Grand Hotel, is experimenting with a new evaluation system. Simply put: grades are determined by how well they wash her car.

    8. Daniel and Rachael went to Bolivia and learned there are few times in life that you experience a completely different world, few times you see how fortunate you are to live in the United States, few times to see and really understand that the next vacation will be an all inclusive package.

    7. Meagan and Jenn are learning the joys of siblings living together again. We're putting the over/under of this lasting at 8 months.

    6. Daniel is one step closer to realizing his dream of becoming the "white Johnnie Cochran" © by taking his last finals in law school.

    5. Grandma Connie survived a bad spell and is now living with Rick and Gaynell, but at least while at the hospital she didn't have to take turns with her roommate on the I.V.

    4. Gaynell took advantage of Grandma's absence by scraping off and selling her home's wallpaper to the local history museum.

    3. Gaynell also learned that not having a fire at girl's camp lead to creative ideas like having to toast marshmallows by laying them on the exhaust pipe of the neighbor's Buick.

    2. As the new doctor on the SWAT team, Rick is testing out his radical medical theory that all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks VapoRub.

    1. Jenn has a boyfriend!!!!